Quote #444
A man is so in the way in the house.
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When it’s all over, it’s not who you were. . . it’s whether you...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #4819
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of...
Quote #19555
I’m a born-again atheist.
Quote #29870
Make no judgements where you have no compassion.
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #9643
A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as...
Quote #18471
All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower...
Quote #17952
All proofs rest on premises.