Quote #14489
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Quote #14925
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very...
Quote #5523
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #34860
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
Quote #16452
Never let your inferiors do you a favor – it will be extremely costly.
Quote #1155
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Quote #6917
Do not employ handsome servants.
Quote #3730
Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right,...
Quote #27907
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the...