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Push on, friend. You’re just one exciting step from the banquet hall of life.
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that...
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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
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We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
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I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making...
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The pain of a disappointed wish necessarily produces less effect upon the mind if...
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To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
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Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...