Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the...
Quote #16941
I awoke with devout thanksgiving for my friends.
Quote #30962
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #7099
It is found by experience that admirable laws and right precedents among the good...
Quote #609
The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.
Quote #34706
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
Quote #34101
Space isn’t remote at all. It’s only an hour’s drive away if your car...
Quote #22884
Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their...
Quote #17409
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.