Quote #15249
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #21740
To spell out the obvious is often to call it in question.
Quote #34048
You’re alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated....
Quote #17644
If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
Quote #15769
There are fine things which you mean to do some day, under what you...
Quote #23790
Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.
Quote #25808
The essence of optimism is that it takes no account of the present, but...
Quote #500
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #33442
Adulthood isn’t an award they’ll give you for being a good child. You can...