Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #32694
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still...
Quote #23392
Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
Quote #24539
It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps...
Quote #12612
Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
Quote #14953
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Quote #843
My work is a game, a very serious game.
Quote #3451
I now have no time to be tired.
Quote #29680
When Jesus Christ utters a word, He opens His mouth so wide that it...
Quote #930
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE Unbearably lovely music is heard as...