Quote #16658
From behind the Iron Curtain, there are signs that tyranny is in trouble and...
Quote #4762
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all...
Quote #4119
When the reviews are bad, I tell myself that they can join me as...
Quote #10946
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
Quote #8328
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #17499
If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...
Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Quote #19669
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...