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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
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Never knock on Death’s door ring the bell and run away Death really hates...
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Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of...
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Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
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It is the way we react to circumstances that determines our feelings.
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There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to...
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A peacock who rests on its feathers is just another turkey.
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God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is...
Quote #2057
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.