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If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
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Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution.
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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
Quote #8999
Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate.
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that...
Quote #26509
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
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I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...
Quote #20181
Any fact facing us is not as important as our attitude toward it, for...
Quote #15472
Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.