Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #9345
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It...
Quote #2900
The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #1085
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
Quote #34757
Continuous unremitting darkness has been known to send some people into an emotional tailspin,...
Quote #11940
We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.
Quote #1772
It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
Quote #24191
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.