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Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.
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I had learnt to seek intensitymore of life, a concentrated sense of life.
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Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day...
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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
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I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something...
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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to...
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A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as...
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Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...