Quote #3569
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to...
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In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life,...
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #27574
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if...
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It is one of the beautiful compensations of life that no man can sincerely...
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We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive – and part...
Quote #1174
Oscar Wilde: “I wish I had said that.” Whistler: “You will, Oscar; you will.
Quote #31318
One man’s folly is another man’s wife.