Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #17993
The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
Quote #9814
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #25242
I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it, and I’m afraid...
Quote #20519
The great art of giving consists in this the gift should cost very little...
Quote #24815
We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding...
Quote #9842
It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people,...
Quote #19769
Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...
Quote #30083
When the tea is brought at five o’clock And all the neat curtains are...
Quote #6191
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...