Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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Free speech is intended to protect the controversial and even outrageous word; and not...
Quote #13053
If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.
Quote #22222
URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
Quote #34690
In Mexico we have a word for sushi Bait.
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How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger...
Quote #15923
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.
Quote #31503
Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
Quote #30750
I’d rather go on hearing your lies than to go on living without you.
Quote #19290
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love...