Quote #14617
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly...
Quote #10894
There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.
Quote #18694
The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
Quote #34067
America is therefore the land of the future, where, in the ages that lie...
Quote #19736
Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the ‘f-word’ a...
Quote #24333
Trust one who has gone through it.
Quote #34292
Sin bravely…We will never have all the facts to make a perfect judgement, but...
Quote #33785
The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.