Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #33111
If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to chage the...
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #4597
Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.
Quote #15478
Prepare yourself for the world, as the athletes used to do for their exercise;...
Quote #21438
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and...
Quote #30896
Don’t be sweet, lest you be eaten up don’t be bitter, lest you be...
Quote #27065
What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act That everything...
Quote #3250
I believe that all of us ought to retire relatively young.
Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.