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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a...
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
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Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.
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I would rather be right and die than be wrong and kill.
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
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My Karma ran over your dogma.
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We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is...
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Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained...
Quote #15636
How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a...