Quote #4075
If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #5317
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
Quote #32663
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #3382
Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ.
Quote #1874
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
Quote #26018
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Quote #23646
Nothing costs so much as what is bought by prayers.
Quote #2413
Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.