Quote #10700
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
Quote #11446
Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Quote #34693
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Quote #34780
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
Quote #22522
There is a time to be timid. There is a time to be conciliatory....
Quote #4388
This is what extremely grieves us, that a man who never foughtShould contrive our...
Quote #20368
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
Quote #30268
A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally...
Quote #22455
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.
Quote #28428
Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. ‘Draw,’ said...