Quote #28902
Wounded vanity knows when it is mortally hurt and limps off the field, piteous,...
Quote #1767
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so...
Quote #24058
Happiness is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts, while adversity is often...
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I know not if I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly,...
Quote #11059
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In regione caecorum...
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #22665
Don’t fall before you’re pushed.
Quote #627
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Quote #14618
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.