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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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No man is ever old enough to know better.
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Trent I’m making Gretzky’s head bleed for super-fan 99 over here
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
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I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
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Results Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand...
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You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #24763
After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy Astor . shouted, If I...