Quote #13697
Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.
Quote #28228
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Quote #28739
Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
Quote #33014
Progress always involves risk you can’t steal second base and keep your foot on...
Quote #14287
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us...
Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #5366
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
Quote #4908
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
Quote #986
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Quote #24155
When the Special Theory of Relativity began to germinate in me, I was visited...