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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a...
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As soon as there is life there is danger.
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
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The human mind is not capable of grasping the Universe. We are like a...
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The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only...
Quote #27723
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
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The greatest wealth is a poverty of desires.
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Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as...