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A house is made of walls and beams; a home is built with love...
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
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If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop...
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He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence,...
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you...
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We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is...
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There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said,...