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A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to...
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Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey...
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I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he...
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I wish you all the joy you can wish.
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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If thou shouldst never see my face again,Pray for my soul. More things are...
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I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
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There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the...