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We cannot be sure that we have something to live for unless we are...
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
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If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the...
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When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Every human is an artist. The dream of your life is to make beautiful...
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How much easier it is to be generous than just Men are sometimes bountiful...
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A word to the wise is infuriating.
Quote #23922
Confessed faults are half mended.