Quote #17181
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
Quote #17016
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an...
Quote #30505
Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races,...
Quote #30575
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #3588
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
Quote #901
Maybe I should have screwed up.
Quote #25914
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying...
Quote #21697
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
Quote #3162
A painter should not paint what he sees but what should be seen.