Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #24988
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
Quote #25725
When the Japanese mend broken objects they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks...
Quote #9890
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #16864
Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the fool.
Quote #16572
The thing always happens that you really believe in and the belief in a...
Quote #20999
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
Quote #26226
One’s family is the most important thing in life. I look at it this...
Quote #30028
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself.