Quote #32551
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...
Quote #33249
You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can’t sit on it for...
Quote #32786
Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...
Quote #22740
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Quote #22374
Optimism is a kind of heart stimulant–the digitalis of failure.
Quote #23511
I wouldn’t trust Nixon from here to that phone.
Quote #9133
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
Quote #15088
Genius might well be defined as the ability to makes a platitude sound as...
Quote #16703
A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.