Quote #25018
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears...
Quote #8673
When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #2383
The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.
Quote #4557
It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.
Quote #13207
Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
Quote #25036
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Quote #30407
Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It’s unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it...
Quote #10780
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
Quote #23036
We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move...