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Many admire, few know.
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When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
Quote #23390
Critics I love every bone in their heads.
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
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Proverbs are in the world of thought what gold coin is in the world...
Quote #31141
Luck is the residue of design.
Quote #5467
I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chose?though...
Quote #27124
Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.