Quote #3940
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
Quote #3156
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit...
Quote #13265
If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other...
Quote #17576
Football is not a contact sport, it’s a collision sport – dancing is a...
Quote #9964
I know three things will never be believed-the true, the probable, and the logical.
Quote #31747
In America the majority raises formidable barriers around the liberty of opinion within these...
Quote #3462
There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things...
Quote #4738
Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish.
Quote #12615
You are only as wise as others perceive you to be.
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.