Quote #4132
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #15229
The honest man must be a perpetual renegade, the life of an honest man...
Quote #16703
A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
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I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it’s not...
Quote #6271
Underpromise; overdeliver.
Quote #21389
Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue...
Quote #19388
Your body is precious. It is our vehicle for awakening. Treat it with care.
Quote #24381
I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives,...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...