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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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What’s up, Doc
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around.
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We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain...
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When you live on a round planet, there’s no choosing sides.
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Joy seems to me a step beyond happiness — happiness is a sort of...
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God may be subtle, but He isn’t mean.
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Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
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Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.