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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
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There’s a difference between interest and commitment. When you’re interested in doing something, you...
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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
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I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a...
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I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than...
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Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold...
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When humans participate in ceremony, they enter a sacred space. Everything outside of that...
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Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #16163
To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he...