Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #9797
Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren...
Quote #19555
I’m a born-again atheist.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #16469
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Quote #12732
Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich–something for nothing.
Quote #34106
First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute...
Quote #19755
To find a fault is easy to do better may be difficult.
Quote #22724
The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with...
Quote #14721
It is not for man to rest in absolute contentment. He is born to...