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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if...
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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do...
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I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one’s own bat...
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If you wish in this world to advance Your merits you’re bound to enhance...
Quote #8773
Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell.