Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #24102
News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek...
Quote #14100
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Quote #31852
Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs.
Quote #6773
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
Quote #8759
Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close...
Quote #3419
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Quote #13573
War is based on deception.
Quote #24630
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...
Quote #12189
Opinions mean nothing; they may be beautiful or ugly, clever or foolish, anyone can...