Quote #2291
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #23835
Live with men as if God saw you converse with God as if men...
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It is good for a man to eat thistles and to remember that he...
Quote #16337
There are men who would quickly love each other if once they were speak...
Quote #18077
Michael Bolton Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton. Samir You know...
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The Lord is my light and my salvation – so why should I be...
Quote #25666
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
Quote #22503
I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but I’d bet the main house. I...