Quote #5569
Praise the bridge that carried you over.
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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Quote #16538
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #12427
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #6498
Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. When change is absolute there...
Quote #29336
Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Quote #34684
You will find something more in woods than in books. Trees and stones will...
Quote #27689
The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...