Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #5933
No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.
Quote #4767
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to...
Quote #34070
This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it all...
Quote #12901
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...
Quote #1801
Dinner theater is anti-culture.
Quote #16304
In all our efforts to provide “advantages” we have actually produced the busiest, most...
Quote #13644
Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you...
Quote #15654
Sinful and forbidden pleasures are like poisoned bread; they may satisfy appetite for the...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.