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The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
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Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
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Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
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Trent You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now...
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Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
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The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that...
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The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...
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Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
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Autobiography is an unrivalled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.