Quote #24641
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures...
Quote #11460
Each bird loves to hear himself sing.
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Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in...
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The essence of optimism is that it takes no account of the present, but...
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Be as careful of the books you read, as of the company you keep...
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Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the...
Quote #841
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #16807
I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.