Quote #33511
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #29386
There are only three events in a man’s life birth, life, and death he...
Quote #7186
Do no dishonour to the earth least you dishonour the spirit of man.
Quote #2784
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Quote #22530
There will be no whitewash in the White House. (On Watergate investigation)
Quote #26120
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #31421
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Quote #7917
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #22449
Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.