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He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so...
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As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have least with are...
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Enemies are so stimulating.
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There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any...
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In Washington, it’s dog eat dog. In academia, it’s exactly the opposite.
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If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #24986
Comedy is allied to justice.
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Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...
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If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
Quote #34774
There is an applause superior to that of the multitudes one’s own.