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Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like...
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I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
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An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.
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This is our purpose: to make as meaningful as possible this life that has...
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Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense...
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common...
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The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just...
Quote #1987
We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we...