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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly...
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If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk...
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What’s been great about the human race gives you a sense of how great...
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always...
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Clarence Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, ‘Aw,...
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #21460
Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue.