Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #17716
It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only...
Quote #2388
He who does not desire power is fit to hold it.
Quote #2215
The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees....
Quote #11510
Sleep… Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death….
Quote #14275
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #17513
Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men...
Quote #12620
Nothing feeds upon itself as liberality does.
Quote #26819
God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the...