Quote #19142
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
Quote #1840
Blessed is he who has found his work; let him ask no other blessedness.
Quote #10341
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies;...
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #13814
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #20624
I thought they’d get one of us, but Jack, after all he’s been through,...
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #34125
I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.