Quote #2297
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Quote #33494
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I...
Quote #3873
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
Quote #22413
Nothing is easier than the expenditure of public money. It doesn’t appear to belong...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #7508
When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it.
Quote #8877
If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart...
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #19113
The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide.
Quote #25035
Truth always originates in a minority of one, and every custom begins as a...